Cordelia: Xander, I love you.
Xander: Cordelia, will you wear this ring?
Cordelia: Are you asking me to marry you?
Xander: Yes, I'm asking you to marry me, so will you?
Cordeila: Yes I will marry you Xander Harris.
Then Oz and Willow walked up to them with very sad faces.
Xander: What's wrong with you guys?
Cordelia: You look like someone died.
Oz: Well this person sort of did.
Willow(sobbing): Spike turned Buffy into a vampire.
Cordelia: Not Buffy...no...no...
Cordelia then began sobbing hysterically.
Xander: That fucking bastard, I'm going to stake his dead ass.
Oz: Well at least he didn't get you two.
Oz just hugged Willow tightly.
